thrill-phases:

the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID

legalmexican:

Me at family dinner

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

shoulderblades:

DOGS THAT ATE BEES i’m cryign

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

image

djsckatzen:

WHEN UR FRIENDS TELL U THAT U SUCCESSFULLY HELPED CHEER THEM UP

image

partyatbakerstreet:

benaddictedgirl:

paintedprintedpaper:

sherlock-yer:

amandaabbington:

benedict can’t do the live long and prosper sign properly

image

benedict accidentally does the nerdfighter gesture

image

benedict makes a illuminati sign

image

benedict makes a butt instead of a heart

image

his hands need their own supervisor

He’s like a small child let loose on the world.

this man imageshould notimagebe allowedimageto leaveimagehis homeimagewithout supervision image

This adorable little puppy!!!!

The plastic lamb though

6odd6wolf6of:

awww lmao

6odd6wolf6of:

awww lmao

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID