castlecasketteer:

me when doing assignments

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

vauxn:

dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

enterpraise:

oh hi best friend’s new friend

*whispers* i will end u

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein