cantwaitforpizza:

taco-bell-rey:

"the test is today"

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i do’nt know why this is so accurate but it is

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

kay-is-for-kookie:

akapine006:

superwholockalypse:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

OMFG

I CAN HEAR IT HER VOICE IS IN MY HEAD

APPROVAL NEEDED.

davidduspookyspackage:

when i understand fandom jokes from a fandom i’m not even in

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fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight 
"you’re under arrest sir"

eeveez:

supermario17karate:

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

proof: they are from France and there are two of them at the Grammies tonight.

bonjour my petite omlette de frumage bagguette i am coming from u live from the grammys.